Brain fart...

[v3ruc]

I got so embarrassed today… My brain flunks the memory of people’s names sometimes, particularly the ones that appear in my daydreams. I don’t know why but my mind does weird things when I’m daydreaming. But anyway, I was just taking a mental detour from reality, and I found myself spectating a European “character” needing to sort out American cash money. And I know there was this American president on the 1 USD bills, I just couldn’t remember the name. So I – and instead of thinking it in my head, I somehow said it out loud – I blurted out, “One dollar is Jurgen Washmachine”. OUT LOUD. With my FAMILY IN THE ROOM.

Gods, I am ready to disintegrate on the spot.